Sunday, August 21, 2011

Breaking News: Bert Kuehner Retires

Bert Kuehner, the reigning football pool champion, has decided to retire. Here is Bert's official retirement statement:
After considerable thought, I've decided to "hang them up" as a pool participant. It's been a lot of fun and last year's extremely close win (I think it went down to the last game) was exciting. I want to thank all who congratulated me on the year. Bob Herrman wants in again this year, so please see that he gets needed info. Thanks. All the best to all the members.
All the best to you too, Bert. Happy retirement.

2 comments:

Patrick said...

Is it time to send a car load of arm twisters to Central NB to get him to reconsider...?

Jonathan McLeod said...

How about you study the Jets' and Vikings' approach to getting Favre to return.