Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Week 3: What About Bob?


This week:

1. Bob (8-8 + 3 bonus) - 11 points
2. Jeremy (7-9 + 1.5 bonus) - 8.5 points
2. Roger (7-9 + 1.5 bonus) - 8.5 points
4. Patrick (6-10 + 1 bonus) - 7 points
5. Jarrett R. (6-10) - 6 points
5. Nathan (6-10) - 6 points
7. Jonathan (5-11) - 5 points
7. Jarrett M. (5-11) - 5 points
9. Joel (4-12) - 4 points

"You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's never gone!"--Dr. Leo Marvin, What About Bob?

After week 1, Bob had a big problem. He forgot to submit his picks for week 1's Sunday games. (Full disclosure: Bob was awarded points for the five unanimous correct picks in week 1. This has been standard practice in the pool when picks have been forgotten.)

But Bob wasn't thinking about the seemingly impossible task of going from last to first. What was he thinking about? Baby steps.

Baby steps? Yes, baby steps. Bob's not thinking about one giant leap. He's thinking about taking one small step at a time until he reaches the top.

The wily veteran was the only pool member not under .500 in week 3. This week Bob took a few steps, passing Nathan, Jarrett M., and Roger. Next week he plans to take one or two more steps. Watch out, Patrick and Joel.

Baby steps.

Week 3 notes: (1) Through the first three weeks, the 2012 season has been, in recent memory, the toughest season for picks. (2) Somehow Patrick had two (TWO!) successful loner picks and still didn't finish in the top three. (3) Jarrett M. sent a text to Jonathan on Saturday evening proclaiming his confidence in a possible 15-0 week. Sadly for him, that confidence was unfounded.


So far:

1. Jeremy (27-21 + 5 bonus) - 32 points
2. Jarrett R. (27-21 + 4.5 bonus) - 31.5 points
3. Jonathan (25-23 + 2.5 bonus) - 27.5 points
4. Joel (23-25 + 1.83 bonus) - 24.83 points
5. Patrick (23-25 + 1.33 bonus) - 24.33 points
6. Bob (21-27 + 3 bonus) - 24 points
7. Roger (22-26 + 1.83 bonus) - 23.83 bonus
8. Jarrett M. (22-26 + 1 bonus) - 23 points
9. Nathan (21-27 + 0 bonus) - 21 points

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Week 2 - Jeremy the Prophet Speaketh


This week:

1. Jeremy (11-5 + 3.5 bonus) - 14.5 points
2. Jarrett R. (9-7 + 1.5 bonus) - 10.5 points
2. Joel (9-7 + 1.5 bonus) - 10.5 points
4. Jarrett M. (8-8 + 0.5 bonus) - 8.5 points
5. Bob (8-8) - 8 points
5. Jonathan (8-8) - 8 points
7. Patrick (7-9) - 7 points
7. Nathan (7-9) - 7 points
8. Roger (5-11) - 5 points

"Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremy the prophet..." (Matthew 27:9, KJV).

After surveying the 16 games of the NFL's second week, Jeremy declared, "The Panthers shall smite the Saints." No one in the pool agreed, but, of course, Jeremy was right. The prophet announced, "Give me the Colts against the Vikings." Again, he was correct. And then in a mighty voice he shouted, "The Broncos shall fall prey to the Falcons." Right again. The four-time champ is back!

Week 2 notes: (1) For the second straight week, Jarrett M. had a loner pick. This week he correctly picked the Rams to beat the Redskins. (2) There was one unsuccessful loner pick this week: Jarrett R. incorrectly picked the Browns to defeat the Bengals. (3) Jarrett R. forgot to submit a pick for the Thursday night game. Sources indicate that he would have picked the Packers.

So far:

1. Jarrett R. (21-11 + 4.5 bonus) - 25.5 points
2. Jeremy (20-12 + 3.5 bonus) - 23.5 points
3. Jonathan (20-12 + 2.5 bonus) - 22.5 points
4. Joel (19-13 + 1.83 bonus) - 20.83 points
5. Jarrett M. (17-15 + 1 bonus) - 18 points
6. Patrick (17-15 + 0.33 bonus) - 17.33 points
7. Roger (15-17 + 0.33 bonus) - 15.33 points
8. Nathan (15-17) - 15 points
9. Bob (8-24) - 8 points

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Week 1 - Beginner's Luck?


This week:

1. Jarrett R. (12-4 + 3 bonus) - 15 points
2. Jonathan (12-4 + 2.5 bonus) - 14.5 points
3. Joel (10-6 + 0.33 bonus) - 10.33 points
3. Patrick (10-6 + 0.33 bonus) - 10.33 points
3. Roger (10-6 + 0.33 bonus) - 10.33 points
6. Jarrett M. (9-7 + 0.5 bonus) - 9.5 points
7. Jeremy (9-7) - 9 points
8. Nathan (8-8) - 8 points
9. Bob (0-1) - 0 points

For the second straight year, Jonathan invited a Jarrett to join the Football Pool. Last year's Jarrett finished last. The new Jarrett is off to a quick start, taking top spot in week 1. Is this a case of beginner's luck, or will Jarrett R. be a Football Pool powerhouse? Time will tell.

Week 1 notes: (1) There were two successful loner picks, both by Jarretts: Jarrett R. picked the Cowboys to beat the Giants, and Jarrett M. picked the 49ers to beat the Packers. (2) There were two unsuccessful loner picks: Patrick picked the Chiefs to beat the Falcons, and Jeremy picked the Browns to beat the Eagles. (3) Bob may have forgotten to send in his picks. If so, Joel might give him credit for all the games we were unanimous on, which would give him a 5-9 record.


Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Jonathan's 2012 Predictions

Here are my Patriots-biased 2012 NFL predictions.

AFC East: Patriots
AFC North: Steelers
AFC South: Texans
AFC West: Broncos
AFC Wild Cards: Ravens, Bills

NFC East: Cowboys
NFC North: Packers
NFC South: Falcons
NFC West: 49ers
NFC Wild Cards: Eagles, Saints

AFC Champions: Patriots
NFC Champions: Packers
Super Bowl Champions: Patriots

Coach of the Year: Chan Gailey
MVP: Tom Brady
Offensive ROY: Andrew Luck
Defensive ROY: Chandler Jones


Football Pool Hall of Fame


Today the Football Pool Blog is excited to announce the creation of the Football Pool Hall of Fame.

Former and current members of the pool will be eligible for enshrinement. Candidates will be evaluated based on their success in the pool and their contributions to the pool. Only one person per year will be inducted into the Hall of Fame.

Who will be the first inductee? The voting begins soon.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

The 2011 Football Pool Awards


Ever since I revealed the creation of the Football Pool Awards, people have been coming up to me on the street asking, "When will the awards be announced?" The time is now. (Full disclosure: Some of the more foolish awards have been eliminated.)
  • Gold Medal: Given to the person with the most points during the season. Winner: John. 
  • Silver Medal: Given to the person with the second most points during the season. Winner: Patrick. 
  • Bronze Medal: Given to the person with the third most points during the season. Winner: Jonathan. 
  • Win-Loss Record Award: Given to the person who picks the most winners during the season. Winner: John.
  • Bonus Points Award: Given to the person with the most bonus points during the season. Winner: Patrick. 
  • Point Differential Award: Given to the person with the best points for/against record during the season. Winner: Jonathan.
  • Comeback Award: Given to the person who improved the most from the previous season. Winner: Patrick. Patrick went from worst in 2010 to second in 2011.
  • Rookie of the Year: Given to the person with the best performance in his first season. Winner: Jarrett. Should we mention that Jarrett was the only rookie in 2011?
  • Best Fan Award: Given to the person whose favorite NFL team performed the best this past season. Winners: Jonathan and Jarrett. Once again, the Patriots had an excellent season. If Welker had caught that ball in the 4th quarter, it would have been another Super Bowl victory for New England. (Will anyone be silly enough to not pick the Patriots to win the AFC East this season?)
  • Best Brother Award: Given to the person with the best record who also has a brother in the pool. Winner: Jonathan.  
  • Comments Award: Given to the person (other than Jonathan) who contributed the most undeleted comments to the Football Pool Blog. Winner: Patrick. 
  • Annual Football Quiz Award: Given to the champion of the Football Quiz. Winner: Jonathan. There were actually two official quizzes this past season. During the Conference Championship weekend, Jonathan defeated Patrick in a quiz created by John, testing Jonathan and Patrick's knowledge of their favorite teams (New England and Jacksonville).  And on Super Bowl Sunday, Jonathan defeated John in a quiz created by Patrick. (Pictures of the prizes from both quizzes can be seen below.)
  • Double Crown Award: Given to the person who wins the pool and whose favorite team wins the Super Bowl in the same season. It was last won by Bert Kuehner in 2010. Winner: No one. We're not even sure if John has a favorite team.

Jonathan's prizes: medallion and Starbucks card